i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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