Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
