well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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