Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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