going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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