"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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