You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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