CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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