just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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