fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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