I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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