That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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