Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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