God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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