i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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