Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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