So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize