So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She's the barista slut.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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