I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
as a side note pls kill me
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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