So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Damn victory sex feels great
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