Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm really into asian looking animals
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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