bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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