I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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