Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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