Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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