he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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