Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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