There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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