Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
from now on my penis is your penis
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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