bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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