didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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