I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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