She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Randomize
