So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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