doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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