her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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