So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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