Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat