therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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