i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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