Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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