I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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