he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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