What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
All I want is dick and wine.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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