Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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