So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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