We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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