You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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