Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
wow bdsm is so cute
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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