shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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