I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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