So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My breasts were aching with rage.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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