i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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