I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the day after is always just damage control
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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