Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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