The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
