i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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