He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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