32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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